Monday, September 5, 2016

Trumping Ilegal Immigration

Donald Trump has accomplished one thing with his hatred:

I hate Donald Trump. 

I haven't hated a politician like this since Richard Nixon, and my hatred of Richard Nixon, while it hasn't softened much since he was hounded out of office for honchoing cheap burglaries from his desk in the Oval Office, doesn't hold a candle to how much I hate Donald Trump. 

The most recent example of why he makes my skin crawl is that he paid a fine of $2,500 for giving money from his charity to the campaign of a state's attorney general who was considering a criminal investigation of his now defunct Trump University. When reporting the donation/bribe, his charity actually wrote it off as a donation to a legitimate charity with a name similar to that of the attorney general's campaign fund.

You see, that way, if they were caught, they could go back and say it was just a mistake, a clerical error. And so, of course, The Authorities believed him. I'm not sure why a man who was recently clocked at 70 misrepresentations an hour during a speech got that kind of consideration. But he did.

One of the things I hate most about Donald Trump, other than his misogeny, xenophobia, and lies, is his position on immigration. When he came waltzing down the steps to announce that Mexico was sending us rapists and criminals, I just shook my head, and for a moment I wondered, where is this crap coming from? It rang a bell, but it took a while for it to come together for me, and I went back and dug out an old email chain I had from many years ago.

I had a friend back in 2010 - had being the operative word in that statement - who had the misfortune of sending me this email:

I don't know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally, made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations.

I don't blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the United States of America , as it is a truly wonderful place.  

But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don't care how many lala land left heads come out of the woodwork and start trying to give me sensitivity lessons.

I don't need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don't have anything against Mexicans!  I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don't believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get. What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it's tantamount to saying, "I am going to come into your country even if it means breaking your laws and there's nothing you can do about it."

It's an "in your face" action and speaking just for me, I don't like it one little bit and if there were a half dozen pairs of gonads in Washington bigger than English peas it wouldn't be happening.

Where are you, you bunch of lily livered, pantywaist, forked tongued, sorry excuses for defenders of The Constitution? Have you been drinking the water out of the Potomac again? And even if you pass a bill on immigration it will probably be so pork laden and watered down that it won't mean anything anyway Besides, what good is another law going to do when you won't enforce the ones on the books now?

And what ever happened to the polls, guys?  I thought you folks were the quintessential finger wetters.  Well you sure ain't paying any attention to the polls this time because somewhere around eighty percent of Americans want some thing done about this mess, and mess it is and getting bigger everyday.

This is no longer a problem, it is a dilemma and headed for being a tragedy.  Do you honestly think that what happened in France with the Muslims can't happen here when the businesses who hire these people finally run out of jobs and a few million disillusioned Hispanics take to the streets?

If you, Mr. President, Congressmen and Senators, knuckle under on this and refuse to do something meaningful it means that you care nothing for the kind of country your children and grand children will inherit.  But I guess that doesn't matter as long as you get re-elected. Shame on you.  One of the big problems in America today is that if you have the nerve to say anything derogatory about any group of people (except Christians) you are going to be screamed at by the media and called a racist, a bigot and anything else they can think of to call you

Well I've been pounded by the media before and I'm still rockin' and rollin' and when it comes to speaking the truth I fear not.  And the truth is that the gutless, gonadless, milksop politicians are just about to sell out theUnited States of America because they don't have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to face reality.

And reality is that we would never allow any other group of people to have 12 million illegal in this country and turn around and say, "Oh it's ok, ya'll can stay here if you'll just allow us to slap your wrist."

And I know that some of y ou who read this column are saying "Well what's wrong with that?"  I'll tell you what's wrong with it.  These people could be from Mars as far as we know.  We don't know who they are, where they are or what they're up to and the way the Congress is going we're not going to.

Does this make sense?  Labor force you say?  We already subsidize corporate agriculture as it is, must we subsidize their labor as well?  If these people were from Haiti would we be so fast to turn a blind eye to them or if they were from Somalia or Afghanistan ?  I think not.

All the media shows us are pictures of hard working Hispanics who have crossed the bor der just to try to better their life. They don't show you pictures of the Feds rounding up members of MS 13, the violent gang who came across the same way the decent folks did.  They don't tell you about the living conditions of the Mexican illegal some fat cat hired to pick his crop.

I want to make two predictions. 

No. 1: This situation is going to grow and fester until it erupts in violence on our streets while the wimps in Washington drag their toes in the dirt and try to figure how many tons of political hay they can make to the acre.

No 2: Somebody is going to cross that border with some kind of weapon of mass destructionand set it off in a major American city after which there will be a backlash such as this country has never experienced and the Capitol building in Washington will probably tilt as Congressmen and Senators rush to the other side of the is sue.  

I don't know about you but I would love to see just one major politician stand up and say, "I don't care who I make mad  and I don't care how many votes I lose, this is a desperate situation and I'm going to lead the fight to get it straightened out."
I don't blame anybody for wanting to come to America , but if you don't respect our immigration laws why should you respect any others?    And by the way, this is America and our flag has stars and stripes  Please get that other one out of my face.  

God Bless America

Charlie Daniels
I am not against immigration - 
just come through like everyone else 

Get a sponsor; 
have a place to lay your head; 
have a job; 
pay your taxes; 
live by the rules; 
as all other immigrants have in the past 


Think about this: 

If you don't want to forward this 
for fear of offending someone, 


Will we still be the Country of choice 

and still be America if we continue 
to make the changes forced on us by 
people from other countries who came 
  to live in America because it is the 
Country of Choice? 

Think about it!

All we have to say is, when will 

Someone do something about 
We've gone so far the other way, 
bent over backwards to not 
offend anyone, that I am now 
  being offended. 
But it seems no one has a problem 
with that. 
"In God We Trust"
is our national motto. This is not 
some Christian, right wing, political slogan. 
We adopted this motto because Christian men 
  and women - on Christian principles - founded 
  this nation, and this is clearly documented. 
It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools.

So, you can imagine how I felt after reading this horseshit. The thing that blew me away was that this was sent to me by a college educated, ex-Air Force fighter jet pilot, retired airline pilot, who had been a divinity student before changing over to aviation. We had known each other since we were about 8 years old, and while I knew he was conservative  - he once recommended a book by Glen Beck if I "really wanted to know what was going on" - I thought he was one of those thoughtful, fiscal conservatives, not the wild, fire in the eye, looney tune type. And so I responded:

Dear XXX,

I certainly hope the next time you hear one of those right wing radio crackpots ranting on about quiche eating Hollywood liberals thinking that anyone gives a wet fart about their political pronouncements, you'll remember to put this fiddle player's palaver in the same category.

I read down to the part where it said, "if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, you're part of the problem", and I suppose that's what prompted you to write to me. I can't remember the last time I heard from you. Knowing that you know how much something like this would irritate me, it irritates me even more that this is the only time we communicate any more.

Of course, I'll let you slide on this one. But if you want to have a spirited debate on immigration and the issues that surround it, you've got my number and I have an opinion a mile long on why Charlie Daniels is full of more crap than a Christmas turkey. Or, you can just keep hitting the Forward button when someone else's opinion crosses your desk.

Let's see, I believe that makes it Love - 15. Your serve, sir.

Your Wild-Eyed Liberal/Progressive Friend,

I didn't hear from him after that, and so, after a few too many cups of coffee a day or so later, I penned this missive:

Always remember; you started it.

God Almighty, the more I read that e-mail, the more I wonder at the collective knee jerk idiocracy of anyone who would agree with that crap. On the one hand, radical right wing, foaming-at-the-mouth Teabaggers rant ad nauseum about freedom and democracy and keeping government out of our lives, and then in the next thought rant about how the very government that they disdain needs to do something about it, because, to quote Charlie, "these people could come from Mars for all we know" and so we've got to start rounding them up and shipping them off to camps and prisons.

And if you don't think that's where that line of thought ends up, take a moment and think about it: What else are you going to do with them? Only one of two things.

A.  if we were actually able to round up all 12 million illegal immigrants and prosecute them for illegal entry and sentence them to appropriate periods of incarceration, where in the name of creation would we put them? We already incarcerate more people than any other country on this planet and still that's only 2.5 million people. What happens when that number goes up to 14.5 million? Does anyone really think that we can keep 14.5 million people locked up, guarded by Wackenhutt employees making near minimum wage?

B.  Let's take the other road and imagine that we could round them all up and just dump them the other side of the Mexican border. That's just what I want; 12 million hungry, desperate people sitting in the desert when the only folks hiring down there are the drug cartels. I can't think of a better way of turning a sometimes tax paying gardener into an AK wielding criminal.

So, once we've turned the border into more of a war zone than it already is, and then we've militarized that border so that a flea can't move without being under surveillance, and we've overloaded our prisons past the breaking point, and we give the cops the right to stop whoever they damn well please and demand ID and proof of citizenship - sounds a lot like the Cold War enemy you and I spent our youth fighting against, doesn't it? -  then the same people who are crying about illegal immigrants now will be ranting about the militarized border and prison crowding and unlawful search and police harassment and about the huge tax bill for all that. And all because crackpots like Charlie Daniels don't take the time to think about what the world would be like if they really got their way. It's easy to call gov' guys all kinds of names for not fixing a problem like illegal immigration, even when a moment's reflection on the enormity of what he's proposing would indicate to even a half bright first grader that it's probably not a good idea to start arresting 12 million people.

Imagine what kind of Nazi Germany Nightmare scenario would ensue if our government actually geared up and went out there and started rounding people up like that. It'd be the Diary of Anne Frank all over again. And if you can't see that, then we're separated by more than just political ideology.

Not to mention how much more we'd all have to pay for lawn care.

But seriously, do me a favor and write back and tell me all the ways that These People are impacting your life. Not someone else's. Yours. Because, honestly, I can't think of one single way that my life in particular is any the worse for them being here.

Warmest Regards,

Still didn't hear from him, and in the spirit of "you made a mistake and now you're going to pay for it", I sent him this final follow up.


As you know, I lived on the border for quite awhile – first in San Diego and then in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico – and since then, that area has been of special interest to me. There’s an interesting evolution to the problems on the border and to the increased migration of latinos to the US.

This recent wave of illegal immigrants was spurred by, of all things, NAFTA. One of the alleged purposes of NAFTA was to create more opportunities for Mexicans by removing barriers to the free flow of manufactured goods across the border, hoping that would spur American and international corporate investment in manufacturing, which would create a middle class around those manufacturing jobs. Just like it did here in the US a century before.

The main purpose was to end trade barriers to American corn to Mexico. Archer Daniels Midland (ADM) and companies like them lobbied long and hard to ensure that NAFTA provided them more of an opportunity to compete in that market with their products. The result was that within a year after NAFTA was signed, US grown corn represented 1/3 of the corn consumed in Mexico.

Now, Mexico was, up until that point, a rural agrarian society. Despite having the most populous city in the world, a large percentage of the people in the country were subsistence farmers. Farmers who grew corn. It didn’t take long for the resulting 70% drop in the price of corn to put those farm families on the road, headed for cities seeking work.

And work is what they found in the newly opened maquiladoras. Not high paying work, mind you. When I lived there, they were earning about $140 pesos a week, with an exchange rate at that time of 7.5 to 1, and the the Maquila’s were allowed to pay as much as 40 pesos of the pay in script only good at selected supermarkets.

But the world’s a much faster paced place now than it was when the last industrial revolution created the American middle class, and already most of those Maquila’s are gone, moved on to China for the most part, and some to India, in that never ending quest for lower and lower labor costs.

So, since 1994, there’s been this mass migration of uneducated campesinos to the border seeking work, concentrating the poorest and most desperate underclass right along our border. And this was done by design, so we’d have a ready work force to assemble our consumer goods in the factories we were building. But then they were dispossessed of that work when the factories closed. They couldn’t go back to farming because companies like ADM were already making that buck, and so, being chock full of the same human nature that moved our Okey ancestors out of the Dust Bowl and out to California during the Great Depression, they began moving to where they thought they had a better chance of feeding their family: The US.

Some of them have stayed behind in Mexico along the border and gravitated toward a life of  crime, working for the drug cartels, and that’s horrible. But desperate people do desperate things.

And of course, those who have crossed the border have done so illegally.

On the other hand, it was completely legal to drive them off of their land by dumping corn and corn products on the Mexican market at prices so low that they could no longer afford to feed their families even tortillas 3 times a day. And it was completely legal for American and international corporate interests to move on to greener pastures when China opened up for business and $20 US a week that they were paying a Mexican worker turned out to be too much, even though worker’s wages in China have since surged to an average of $160 per month, about twice what they were paying a Mexican worker in the years immediately after NAFTA was ratified.

It really is a fascinating drama when you take the time to find out how things got to be the way they are today. I hope it helps. Or, you could just keep getting your information from fiddle players and radio personalities. And, please, feel free to Google any and every claim I’ve made here. Sadly, it’s all true; misguided policy and corporate greed (or profit, if you prefer) have driven the situation to what it is today.


I never heard from my friend again. Imagine that...

A few things are striking to me about all of this:

1.   I am surprised to learn that people on the right - those on the right who would really care what Charlie Daniels thinks or says as if he were some oracle of truth -  really considered illegal immigration as a serious issue all the way back to 2010, when these emails were written. So it turns out Trump was playing to a known fear when he descended that stairway, a fear he knew he could stir a base with fear, anger and hatred.

2.   The 12 million illegal immigrants I talked about being in the US back in 2010 are now only 11 million by current estimates. Reason being, our current President - who I voted for twice - has deported 2.9 million people (23% more than Bush II) and is on track to deport more people than all 19 presidents who held office from 1892 to 2000. And he did it all without ever once referring to an entire nation of our neighbors as criminals and rapists.

3.   There is near constant reporting in the press about the deplorable situation in our immigrant detention centers. That is the nature of things, I'm afraid. When you expand any program and cast as wide a net as Obama's administration has, there are going to be problems and there are going to be violations of individual's rights. Imagine if Trump got his way and there was a national police force set to round up all 11 million illegal immigrants.

4.   The Texas Miracle, that supposition that free enterprise and nearly nonexistent regulation are responsible for the economic growth of Texas and the fact that you can still get yourself a McMansion for a reasonable price. My friend forwarded me that first email from the comfort on just such a McMansion. The truth about the Texas Miracle is that the only thing that makes those McMansions affordable is the illegal immigrant labor that builds them. Those jobs are one of the main factors that attract people from Latin American countries to come here illegally in the first place. The fact that there are no real labor unions in Texas is what destined those jobs to fall from being set aside for marginally educated US citizens to being ear marked as lower paying jobs for illegal immigrants. Oddly, the destruction of those unions was something that was championed by the same fools that now decry illegal immigration; the Right.

I'm reminded of Ruby's great line in the novel and movie Cold Mountain; "They made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say, 'Shit! It's rainin'!'"

Sounds like something Charlie Daniels would say, doesn't it?

And, so, you see, that's why you should always tell people when they're full of shit. Because the idiotic things that they believe, as opposed to The Facts, need to be disputed every time they are spoken, even if it costs a friend or two. Because all of that tough talking horse manure they like to spread is just another way for us Americans to avoid accepting responsibility for the horrible things that our government does at the behest of American Industry.


Like the Death of Labor Unions.

Like building a boondoggle wall on the border that will simply push illegal immigration to places like the coasts of California, Oregon and Washington, or the entire eastern seaboard, or the border with Canada.

Oh, yeah. Guess we'll need walls all those places, too. Because if there's one thing the current situation in Europe is illustrating, it's that people will drown by the thousands for the chance to get to the place they perceive as safe for their children.

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